Hey guys, remember Luke Jackson? The guy who started the whole Helix thing on accident and recently has been running around these here Internets being super offensive just to gain kudos (and perhaps sweet lovin’) from William Sanders and the people who hang out on his message board. Well, he’s just taken his crazy act up to a whole other level! Our boy is growing up so fast.
Previously on As The World Fails, there was a nasty commenter named Igor Sanchez who often left blatant and stupid racist and sexist hate comments on people’s blogs. As you do in such instances, I and many others banned him. Life went on. During the recent RaceFail, Igor made a comeback, just once, with a comment that very, very closely followed one by Luke Jackson in the same post. Both were moderated by default, and I only took note of them being together because they happened to be in the mod queue. Something in the back of my mind said that it was related, but I didn’t care all that much.
Yesterday Kynn exposed Luke as Igor Sanchez, which wasn’t surprising but still, WTF people? Luke upgrades from a Fail Boat to a Fail Ocean Liner — Failiner!
But wait, there’s more! Upset at the fact that no one cares about or listens to him (including, apprently, Mr. Sanders himself), Luke is determined to do something so awful that people will may SO MUCH attention to him. So, when attacking Kynn for being trans didn’t drive traffic enough, he decided to try posting Kynn’s home address and phone number. Not only is that massive fail in and of itself, but even moreso since he got it wrong — that’s not Kynn’s address.
Any intelligent being who reads this blog understands full well the multilayered disgustingness going on here. And were it not so very deep and wrong, I wouldn’t bother giving Luke the Google Juice. However, this is not longer about a blog pissing contest, it’s about a mentally unbalanced person hunting down someone’s “real” name, address, and phone number thenn inviting his (non-existent) fans to call and get to the bottom of things. (things being Kynn’s private parts, which Luke is desperately curious about.)
The bottom line is, Luke Jackson (lawyer in the prestigious firm of Choe, Jackson and Weitz, for all your sexual harassment needs!) is a sad, dangerous troll who is so screamingly frustrated with his own insignificance that he would rather committ borderline illegal acts than be ignored or mocked. I suggest you all act accordingly.