I’m All For Tech Geared At Women, But…

A pink keyboard for blondes.

Keyboard for Blondes - Full

A pink keyboard.

Keyboard for Blondes - Left Side

For blondes.

Keyboard for Blondes - Right Side

PINK, PEOPLE.

Keyboard for Blondes - Number Pad

FOR BLONDES.

Keyboard for Blondes - Space bar

Gah.

Also, on the website for this beast, they show lots of people using the keyboard… not as a keyboard.  Apparently blondes are so dumb they don’t even know what this contraption is for.

My eyes roll forever.

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10 thoughts on “I’m All For Tech Geared At Women, But…

  1. I am a terrible, terrible person, because my first response was to wonder if the creator is a man, and is justifying to himself that advertising his failure is okay due to the number of blondes who’ve turned him down. I mean, I’m sure he’d assert he’s a “nice guy,” so why else would they turn him down except that they’re stupid and shallow? And now he gets to “teach those bitches a lesson!”

    Then again, I’m a blonde woman, so surely I don’t know what I’m talking about.

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