How To Attract A Vampire
Today’s burning question: if you wish to attract a sparkling vampire to your bed, does your nether region need to sparkle, too?
The answer may lie here, my friends. Do NOT click if you are not somewhere you can laugh really loud for a while. Or someplace that might object to shiny vaginas.
























Have you read Jennifer Crusie’s treatise on the Glittery Hoo-Ha? http://www.arghink.com/2007/04/09/the-glittery-hooha-an-analysis/
These women are just making it literal.
Thank you. Now all I can picture is a bloody, shiny, dusty aftermath.