Dear Creators of WordPress Poll Plugins

Dear Creators of WordPress Poll Plugins

I hate every last one of you muthertruckers right now. Seriously, if I knew where you lived, I would put poo on your doorstep and set it on fire. Create something useful for once and quit churning out crap.

No love,
Me

P.S. This goes for all of you other plugin writers out there, too. Create plugins that work or suffer the poo-pocalypse!

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3 thoughts on “Dear Creators of WordPress Poll Plugins

  1. You know, many of my friends look at me funny when I express my displeasure with various things by threatening to lob bags of flaming poo at the offenders. This is just proof that I don’t go far enough.

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