I’m Having A Bad Day
In order to stave off being completely depressed about such a day, I’ll need your help. Post the funniest, silliest, happiest thing you can imagine in the comments.
16 Comments
Leave a comment
Vitae
You can call me Tempest.
I'm a writer, most often committing acts of Fantasy and Science Fiction, though I have been known to slip in and out of genres. I'm a famous blogger, an editor of some repute, and hopeless convention addict.
I Wrote...
I Ramble About...
WP Cumulus Flash tag cloud by Roy Tanck requires Flash Player 9 or better.
Associations
- Altered Fluid Writing Group
- Black Beans Writing Group
- Carl Brandon Society
- Clarion West
- Fantasy Magazine
- Interstitial Arts Foundation
- SFBookswap
- Writers of Color Book Tour
Social Studies
Fantasy Magazine
- Blog For A Beer: Adaptations
- Guest Column: Roll the Dice and Be a Hero!
- No Objectivity: Fantasy’s Guide to Holiday Fashion
- “Special” Isn’t Very
- Diversity in Speculative Fiction
- Don’t Feed the Plants
Warning: Attempt to assign property of non-object in /home/fluid13/public_html/tempest/wp-includes/rss.php on line 440
In A Teapot
Recently...
- What do you people have against winning money?
- Fashionista
- Obsessive Stats Monitor Here
- Dear Keyboard Manufacturers:
- My Story Is Up on Strange Horizons
- Knight Rider Shows Off Its Geek Cred
- New Theme and Disturbing Revelations
- Sound Off: Culture Clash
- This should be a new HGTV show
- Impatient!
In the Distant Past...
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- September 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
Categories
- Blog Against Racism
- Currently Reading
- Elsewhere on the Internets
- Events
- General
- News
- Publications
- Publishing
- Rants
- Writing
The Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year: Winners 1978-2008!
http://www.thebookseller.com/in-depth/feature/64672-more-odd-than-odd.html
It’s Steven’s birthday today! He’s 38. And he counts as an awfully silly thing most of the time.
What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward
(’ed wood - it works better with an English accent!)
What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward
(’ed wood wood wood)
Well, you said silly! For some reason I used to use that when I was teaching teenagers and it *never failed* to get a laugh.
Where the hell is Matt? Work-safe, plays music. Starts slow, but watch the whole thing.
For some reason, this cracks me up every time. It’s so . . . mesmerizing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGTZoyARvnQ
What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Telling your parents you’re gay!
What would happen if Spike met Edward Cullen, huh? I loffed…
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4413505/1/
“All politicians are crooks (we are Karma Hunters).”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNMEdBhvHK8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk
You’ve probably seen it before, but so what? You’ll laugh again. No politics, no music video.
Magic: The Gathering: Election Edition…
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/09/02/stab-at-relevance/
KERMIT BALE.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html
Here is The Little Golden Book about Zogg:
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html
Drive over to http:\\southernweirdo.livejournal.com and take a look at his most recent post (a video I like to call ‘Furry ET Critter’).
I hope you’ve seen this.
Hi, I found your blog on this new directory of WordPress Blogs at blackhatbootcamp.com/listofwordpressblogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, i duno. Anyways, I just clicked it and here I am. Your blog looks good. Have a nice day. James.
Twilight Scenario
It’s the end of book whatever. We’re focused in on Edward as he cradles Bella in his arms. Then our focus opens up and we see that Ed is holding a badly emaciated girl. A pallid thing practically drained of blood, barely holding on to life as she takes her last breaths. Edward gets to his feet, shuddering at the feel of this thing in his hands. With a grimace of distaste he lets the body fall to the floor, where the fragile bones break upon impact. Bella twitches with orgasmic pain, then dies.
Edward stalks off, rubbing his hands on his coat to get the ick off. “Fuck, I practically told her flat out and she didn’t get the hint.” he mutters to himself, “I’d commit suicide if I wasn’t already dead.
“I need to find a happy family to destroy.”
(Doing what I can to give you something to smile about.)